Settling in

In our last episode, our little band of… sims, had just moved into a house (a pre-made from the bin) which may be just the littlest bit glitchy

Screenshot-99but we’ll give it a go and see what happens.

Here are a couple pictures of the house from the outside so y’all know where your simmie lives :)

Screenshot-37And yay!!  I figured out how to enlarge the pictures – lol

Screenshot-36Screenshot-38Here is the ground floor of the house – two bedrooms, two baths.  Took out the toilet and tub in one of them.

Screenshot-39Second floor of house with living room, formal dining room and kitchen.

Screenshot-40Third floor – most of which is cathedral ceilings for the second floor, but off to the right are another two bedrooms and one bath.

Screenshot-41And the fourth floor, which was a bedroom.  Took out the bed, so there are now 4 beds in the house, which only 4 people can use – the other 4 are sol until someone gets up.  They are double beds, tho, so eventually, once relationships get high enough, beds may be shared.  Haven’t decided what I’ll do about that…

Screenshot-43Nancy:  So who’s going to clean this monstrosity?

Kathy:  You’re a genie aren’t you???

Nancy:  Not my job.

Shari:  I have a wand so I don’t care.

Kathy:  Better get a maid, then.

Screenshot-56Say hello to Bonehilda.  While she no longer plays with children and pets incessantly, she will gladly stand directly in your path preventing you from doing anything.  We love her.

Screenshot-44Meanwhile, Ronda got into an argument with her hand.

Screenshot-46Looks like her hand won.  Dorian is watching from the porch probably taking bets.

Screenshot-47Dorian:  That bitch is insane…

Screenshot-49Strictly speaking, asylum (insane) challenges only allow one skill building object in the home, but I thought we’d better give these people something to do.  Here is a workbench for inventors.

Screenshot-50And an alchemy station for the witches.

Screenshot-95And Nancy got a guitar – because it doesn’t pay to piss off a genie.

Screenshot-54Or a witch.  *scoots closer to Kathy – Shari’s looking a bit manic…*

Screenshot-58Kathy has embarked on a career in confidence gamesfortune telling.  She prudently bought into the business while she was there, so she is a partner-in-crime.

Ronda entered into the science career but there is no picture because… the picture was stupid.  (It’s not my fault – they combined science career with doctor career so scientists work at the hospital.  Boring.)

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Vic decided to meet Ronda downtown and they ducked into the local Karoake bar.

Vic:  That guy sucked.

Ronda:  I could do better than that guy.

Screenshot-67Screenshot-69Vic:  Ummmm… no you can’t.

Screenshot-72Vic:  What you need is my help.

Guy off-screen:  You both suck.

Death Stare.

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Screenshot-91We’ve got those moves like Jaggar – oh yeah…

Screenshot-63Meanwhile, back at the house – Mike sets himself on fire… and there isn’t a shower to be found.

Screenshot-65Now see… if Nancy would’ve just said she’d clean the house, he’d be dead right now…

Screenshot-97But everyone is definitely is enjoying the music.  :)  Even the singed ones.  Wonder how long it will take him to take a bath?

That’s it for today’s episode, folks – see you next time.

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Hoors of Lallybroch

As promised, an insane challenge inspired household featuring the Hoors of Lallybroch.  And one rabbit-guy.  Just because.

So let’s meet our lovely hoors, in no particular order:

Screenshot-24This is Ronda.  Ronda would have been bigger but WordPress has once again changed how you do *everything* and completely messed me up.  Sigh.  Fucking stop it, WordPress!!!

Anyway, here are Ronda’s stats:

  • Insane
  • Hates the Outdoors
  • Vegetarian
  • Supernatural Skeptic
  • Computer Whiz
  • Virgo

Ronda’s Lifetime Wish is to be a Scientist

Ronda’s Favs:

  • French music
  • Egg Rolls
  • the color orange

Screenshot-25This is Kut-a-Bitch Kathy, or Kat for short.  Here are her stats:

  • Insane
  • Inappropriate
  • Bookworm
  • Irresistible
  • Schmoozer
  • Leo

Kathy’s Lifetime Wish is Master of Mysticism (max fortune telling)

Her favs are:

  • Pop music
  • Cobbler
  • the color Lilac

Screenshot-26This lovely lady is Shari and is one of two witches in the house.  She likes to dress appropriately.  Here are her stats:

  • Insane
  • Hates the Outdoors
  • Great Kisser
  • Eccentric
  • Green Thumb
  • I forgot to write down her sign

Shari’s LTW is to be Zombie Master (transform 10 sims)

Her favs are:

  • Classical music
  • Key Lime Pie
  • the color Lime

Screenshot-27And here is Nancy, the resident Genie.  She wears a lot of purple.  No, really.  Here are her stats:

  • Insane
  • Adventurous
  • Absent-Minded
  • Workaholic
  • Savvy Sculptor
  • Aries

Nancy’s Lifetime wish is Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers (max charisma and guitar) and her favs are:

  • Classical music
  • Spaghetti
  • Purple

Screenshot-28This is Mike.  Mike wasn’t necessary for our little game but Ronda wanted someone around we could kill at will.  Poor Mike.  Mike’s Lifetime Wish is Monster Maker (create 3 robots), and here are his stats.

  • Insane
  • Workaholic
  • Socially Awkward
  • Perceptive
  • Eccentric
  • Leo

Mike’s favs are:

  • Pop music
  • Tri-Tip Steak
  • the color Blue

Screenshot-30This cutie is Terri, our resident Fairy.  Terri’s Lifetime Wish is Magic Makover (grant 12 sims inner beauty and max charisma).  Her stats are:

  • Insane
  • Handy
  • Childish
  • Athletic
  • Ambitious
  • Virgo

Her favs are:

  • Pop music
  • Hamburgers
  • the color Lilac

Screenshot-31And this seemingly normal person is Dorian.  Dorian’s Lifetime Wish is to be a Blog Artist.  Her stats are:

  • Insane
  • Gatherer
  • Family Oriented
  • Charismatic
  • Snob
  • Sagittarius

Dorian’s favs are:

  • Classic music
  • Hot Dogs
  • the color Green

Screenshot-32And this is Victoria, the second witch in the house.  Vic’s Lifetime Wish is Alchemy Artisan (create 50 potions), and her stats are:

  • Insane
  • Flirty
  • Loves the Outdoors
  • Savvy Sculptor
  • Green Thumb
  • Leo

Vic’s favs are:

  • French Music
  • Lobster Thermidor
  • the color Orange

So there you have it!  The occupants of Insane House.  Who will die?  Who will prosper?  Will *any* of these lunatics manage to achieve their lifetime wish???  Tune in next time.

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